I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
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Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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