There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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