Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
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No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
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Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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