They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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