are you still at the devil's house?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.