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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook

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• (760): View more from California

  The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors

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  I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.

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  Pics or STFU

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I love you but I don't want to see you naked.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food

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