I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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