my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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