Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
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