You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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