I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I wish i was in the wii world.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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