Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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