She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.