You don't have asthma, your pregnant
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?