Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.