forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
