If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Is it penis luge time yet?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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