Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I wear drunk well.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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