We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
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I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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