But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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