She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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