the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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