Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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