this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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