my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
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im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
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I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
My life is pants optional.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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