I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
