i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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