he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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