Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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