called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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