I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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