I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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