I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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