Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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