I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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