he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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