so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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