the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
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i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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