I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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