I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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