whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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