I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
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Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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