when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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