Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
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He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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