is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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