Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
What a fucking waste of an outfit
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
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Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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