): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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