What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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