I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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