Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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