Life is so much better after having sex.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
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