This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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