So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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