Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
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There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
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I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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