ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
We had sex on a dog bed..
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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