So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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