Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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