ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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