the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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