So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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