okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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