I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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